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Monday, January 3, 2011

Random Questions

These are the things that run through my head on a daily basis.

Who are the Teen Titans' parents?

Where are Ruby and Max's parents?

Why no white shoes after Labor Day, but plaid is okay?

Did the iPhone alarm glitch screw up Steve Jobs' appointments?

How many licks
does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie-pop?

Why is everything so fake in "The Real World" on MTV? Fake hair, fake tans, fake pecks and boobs? That pretty much covers it right?

Is it possible to teach dogs and cats to take a "fart walk" instead of killing us with their rare attacks of gas?

Who shot first? Han? Griedo? And just how much back child support did Darth Vader have to pay after revealing he was Luke's father? Was it worth it to avaiod "baby-mamma drama?

Why isn't there a Twilight Zone channel? We have Lifetime sobby movies 24-7 but we can't get nonstop Twilight Zone unless it's a holiday?

Was Harrison Ford's character in Blade Runner an android?

Any and all speculations or answers to these questions are welcomed in the comments here or on FB.

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