Dude, seriously I dream about the i-Phone every night! i guess that's why I don't sleep! I work for Best Buy Mobile, which is a very cool job, but I swear I cannot handle all this repetition! If I wanted to do the exact same thing 900 times in a day, I would go to work at a factory where people are at least busy enough to mind their own business.
I propose an iPhone hotline. Just a little menu in 888-BestBuy to answer any frequently asked iPhone questions. Here is how it should go:
"Thank you for calling 888-Bestbuy. If you want to know about the iPhone 3G, press 1."
"1"
"Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1"
"1"
"You Can't!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you want to return to the iPhone FAQ menu, press 9"
"9"
"Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1. If you want to buy the iPhone and use it on another carrier, press 2"
"2"
"You can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want to return to the iPhone FAQ menu, press 9"
"9"
"Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1"
"1"
"Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1. If you want to buy the iPhone and use it on another carrier, press 2. If you want to buy an iPhone with no contract, press 3"
"3"
"You can't!!!!!!!!!! "If you want to return to the iPhone FAQ menu, press 9"
"9"
Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1. If you want to buy the iPhone and use it on another carrier, press 2. If you want to buy an iPhone with no contract, press 3. If you just want an iPhone, but you really don't need it to be a phone, press 4."
"4"
"Buy a freakin' ipod touch!!! If you want to return to the iPhone FAQ menu, press 9"
"9"
Welcome to the iPhone FAQ menu. If you want to buy an iPhone and give it as a gift, press 1. If you want to buy the iPhone and use it on another carrier, press 2. If you want to buy an iPhone with no contract, press 3. If you just want an iPhone, but you really don't need it to be a phone, press 4. For a list of things you can do with the iPhone pertaining to service and providers, press 5."
"5"
"You can purchase the phone on a 2 year contract with AT&T. You can use it with AT&T's special iPhone data plan. You can buy the iPhone in your own freaking country!"
"It appears that you know everything there is to know about the iPhone now. Please hang up and report to your nearest Best Buy call center, you are qualified to work on the phone now."
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